Thursday, July 09, 2009
Top 10 Reasons an Empty Nest Stinks
10. The back of my hair looks like bedhead and I sometimes get caught wearing mismatched clothing in public.
9. I have to watch Lost and Grey’s alone.
8. There’s no one around to guilt me into making dinner.
7. Puzzles just aren’t quite as fun as they used to be.
6. I’m out of luck when I want new stuff on my iPod.
5. It’s absolutely impossible to check your own ears for ear wax.
4. I have to run my own errands.
3. Car dancing all by yourself is just lame.
2. I can no longer pretend I’m reading a YA novel to “check its appropriateness for my children.”
and the #1 reason an Empty Nest stinks. . .
1. There’s no one else to blame for my messy house.
Now playing on my iPod: Wide Open Spaces by the Dixie Chicks