Tristi, Chris, Kenna and I carpooled up to Johanna's Kitchen, where we met my sister, Suan, for brunch.
Suan turned brunch into an early birthday party for me--complete with table decor and balloons and . . .
. . . a sugar-free chocolate cake that said, "Older Than Dirt".
She also made me wear a necklace that said I was OLD. And she gave me a black tote filled with pencils, note pads, a Twilight bracelet, a pig that sings Christmas songs, and sugar-free marshmallow Santas.
She also brought New Moon treats for everyone else. I brought New Moon Sweethearts to share.
After lunch, we moseyed over to the theater. We didn't have to rush because we had assigned seats.
I brought some of my CustomScentsOnline "Smell Me" cards. Chris passed them out for me at the theater.
I have some left. They have a code for a 20% discount on any order over $10. You can use the code if you want. It's MovieFan. The code expires November 30th.
Then we watched the movie.
SPOILER ALERT!
Actual scenes from the movie posted below...
Actual scenes from the movie posted below...
"Oh, I'm so in love with Edward . . ."
"But he's leaving me because he thinks he's a monster."
Bella and Edward breaking up.
"Oh. no! I'm too sad so I'm going to use my best friend, Jacob the sexy young
"Oh, no! My best friend is a wolf."
"Oh, no! I'm still so sad and Jacob isn't paying enough attention to me. So I'm going to go jump off a cliff."
"Oh, no! My ex-boyfriend is going to kill himself! I have to save him."
"Oh, no! The bad guy wants to eat me!"
"Oh, yay! Aro can't read my mind so we're free! Edward and I are so in love again..."
The End.
Oh, and yes. I liked it.
Oh, and yes. I liked it.












10 comments:
You crack me up!!!
Love your recap. Funny.
so, did you like the movie or not?
btw-bella didn't jump off the cliff because the dog wasn't paying attention to her.... she just wanted to see edward !
ROFL! Best review ever. Thanks! Now I HAVE to see it.
Awesome recap of the story! You're hysterical.
LOL I LOVE IT THAT IS THE BEST RECAP EVER.
KANDIS
Hey, nice job. Now I don't need to go see the movie! (Which is good, cuz I wasn't going to it anyway! :)
Loved the stick people.
ROFL That is too funny. I love it. Love it. Love it.
I want to learn how to make awesome stick figure pictures like that. One of these days I may talk you into teaching me. Except I don't own a Mac. =(
Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day.
Too funny! xoxox
OMG....that is the best!! I laughed, and it is the perfect review.....Bella is a user...which is why Jacob has finally moved on.....onto ME! :) I will love him eternally and without fail. *insert gushy mushy loveface here*
Oh btw, I loved it too, I've gone twice!! *giggles*
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