Did you know that Wal-Mart does not sell pepper spray?
So I dragged my sister over to Sportsmans Warehouse—and look what was out front!
I texted this photo to DH with the caption, "Look, Honey. I Bagged Us a Big One!"
DH: You hate venison.
Me: Yes, but I got it for U. :)
DH: Bring it home. I will cook it on the grill.
And then, because I'm trying to add more whimsy to my life, I had to—erm—act my age...
Oh, and the pepper spray? There were so many brands and bottles and packaging types. After my head exploded from trying to make a decision when I know nothing about pepper spray, I ended up getting the stuff in the pink purse-size container, because:
- It supports the National Breast Cancer Foundation
- It has dye in it to make the culprit easier to find when they run away
- And as my sister said, it's got to be doubly humiliating for a man to be taken down with a PINK pepper sprayer.